Who the Hell…


“Uh… hi there,” -Kell Inkston upon greeting someone, May 16th 2011

The big problem is that we don’t actually know if Kell really exists or not, and yet these stupid books keep appearing on amazon.com like some kind of bad joke. Kell might be tall, short, male, female, dead, alive, a robot, red, blue, black, white… rainbow?! We have no damn idea, dammit!

From our research we’re pretty sure that the individual known as Kell Inkston (if one such individual even exists) has been writing for years, has a BA in English with a focus on creative writing, and really loves coffee. At least we know for a fact that he doesn’t live in New York; so that narrows it down, thank God.

Based on our projections, Kell writes primarily fantasy and science fiction, as if that were super original or something.

We’ve gained intel on Kell’s current operational sites. Visit at your own risk:
Amazon storefront: http://amzn.to/1RT7NJH

Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1Gfn4TU

Facebook fan group (hope you like stupid memes): https://www.facebook.com/groups/KellInkston/

Twitter: http://bit.ly/1hOJKhR

Email: kellr.inkston@gmail.com


2 thoughts on “Who the Hell…

  1. I read Nail and enjoyed it very much, great job. Thanks for offering books for free. I am an extremely cheap person lol. I had a question for you. Why did you call it Nail? It wasn’t anything like I was expecting from the cover. I guess it goes to show that you can’t judge a book by it’s cover.


    1. Hey! Super shocked my notifications didn’t ping for this.

      The intention of the story’s titles (ex. paper, nail, more shorts planned) were a reference to the medium that this “unknown evil” was twisting in each of the towns.

      In Nail, for instance, it was a practical medium like engineering that it used to oppress the population there, if that makes any sense.

      Super glad you liked it!


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