“Uh… hi there,” -Kell Inkston upon greeting someone, May 16th 2011

The big problem is that we don’t actually know if Kell really exists or not, and yet these stupid books keep appearing on amazon.com like some kind of bad joke. Kell might be tall, short, male, female, dead, alive, a robot, red, blue, black, white… rainbow?! We have no damn idea, dammit!

From our research we’re pretty sure that the individual known as Kell Inkston (if one such individual even exists) has been writing for years, has a BA in English with a focus on creative writing, and really loves coffee. At least we know for a fact that he doesn’t live in New York; so that narrows it down, thank God.

Based on our projections, Kell writes primarily fantasy and science fiction and will continue to do so; wow, how super original.

We’ve gained intel on Kell’s current operational sites. Visit at your own risk:
Amazon storefront: http://amzn.to/1RT7NJH

Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1Gfn4TU

Facebook fan group (hope you like stupid memes): https://www.facebook.com/groups/KellInkston/

Twitter: http://bit.ly/1hOJKhR

Email: kellr.inkston@gmail.com