“Oi, where tha’ coffee at?” -Me upon, arriving at a party uninvited, May 16th 2011
Name’s Kell Inkston. I’m an analyst for S.E.E.R. and I’m usually really busy with my work, but I still find the time to write here and there. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance!
My life’s goal is to write a lot of books and get stupid rich off of royalti- I- uh, I mean save the world through the magic of the written word! I write primarily fantasy, sci-fi, and thriller so I hope that’s what you’re into, because it’s definitely what’s on the menu.
I live with my anima double and psychological projections in Uptown Inklend, along with our two stupid dogs that are miraculously still alive somehow. I’m psychologically-damaged in the healthiest, most success-oriented way possible, so I hope you’ll accept my various quirks like my perfectly reasonable and not overbearing love of birds and gardening.
I write because I have a lot to say. That’s it to be honest; sorry if you were expecting a lot more or something.
I like long walks on the beach, video games, beverages, foiling my dog’s latest attempt at accidentally killing themselves, and reading.
Hopefully you and I will get to know each other much better over the coming days. I’m a big fan of friendship, and own an unhealthy obsession with emails from readers. It’s my distinct desire to see you around often.
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My email is: email@example.com and I really hope you get in touch as soon as you can.
Have a wonderful day!